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Three Gift Rules Grug Never Break

10 December 2025

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Rule one: listen to womanfolk. If she say “I like this”, Grug believe her. If she say “no want”, Grug also believe her.

Rule two: do not wait for last sun. Shipping slow. Panic big. Man cry.

Rule three: if unsure, pick something she use every sun. Cozy, smell good, shiny rock. Simple.